Glamour

I'm sorting through a jewellery box that's been in storage for absolutely yonks. After finding the key to the box buried at the bottom of a shoebox full of memories, I cracked it open, and there, glittering beautifully, was an entire chest of silver and sparkles.

I feel as though I've robbed a jewellery store. I rarely wear more than just a single pair of earrings, and occasionally I'll go through a phase of wearing one particular necklace for a long time. The most recent necklace subjected to this ordeal broke and I think I just always assumed that the others collided with the same fate, or got lost along the way. But here in my jewellery box, I've found relics of the past. I sift through it, and memories spring up at me through the glitz. Here and there, the chains have tangled up; I find a delicate pendant from my first boyfriend solidly clinging to a tacky number I bought for a fling with fashion photography. Scattered amongst the silver ropes and cubic zirconia diamonds are a number of earrings, some with partners, some without, and I am surprised when it makes me sad to think of letting any of the lonely ones go. I manage to slowly dig through the collection, untangling as I go, and it feels like no time at all has passed since I began, even though I can feel the darkness settling outside.

Once I'm done I pick up each piece, one after the other, and lay them reverently back down in the box, all in their own neat compartments. I'm almost definitely too sentimental and I know that I probably won't wear half of them ever again. But I remember exactly how each and every one was acquired, and some of the events they accompanied me through. Not all were happy and not all make for the best memories, but most do, and this is what I cling to. Somehow in this box, in these tiny pieces of mostly worthless metal, I've captured memories of good times with friends, and gifts picked out just for me because for one small moment, I was at the forefront of the purchaser's mind.

It makes me feel alive, loved, unique, special...and sorely in need of the ability to throw things away.

B is for Bob

Since arriving back from travelling, life's been pretty tough. The job I was meant to be starting fell through, and somehow everything seems to be going wrong. It's getting harder and harder to find things to be happy about, but this gave me a little boost today:



I'm hopping back on that horse, and plodding on with the job hunt and a search for some sort of direction. And every little thing, is gonna be all right!

Those Chile Miners.

Now, I'm sure you've found it just as wonderful and exciting and lovely as I have watching the 33 miners being rescued (and if this is news to you, where have you BEEN?! Apart from possibly stuck down a mine....), but has anyone else wondered how the media would describe you in two or three lines for a nice, short and snappy newspiece?

Some of the wonderful answers I've received so far:

"Glenn Selwood, 23, will be the 25th man out of the mine. A law student from Britain, we are still not sure how he got there in the first place."

"Suzannah Hastings, 23, will be the 26th person to be rescued from the mine. Little could be gleaned about her personal life, but she was well known for requesting that both cereal and ice cold milk be sent down the mine. It was only later that she remembered a bowl might have been useful."


"Rachel Frigot, 23, will be the 27th person out of the mine. It is believed that she became convinced that the walls were made of icing."
(And later) "A delay in the rescue effort this evening, as it was discovered that Rachel's tongue has fused to the wall of the cave. Specialised prying tools are being sent into the mine"


"Edward Rustin, 29, is the 28th out of the mine. He asked if he could go back please, as it was nice and peaceful down there and he'd just got to a really good bit on his book."


"Charlie Smith, 24, is 29th man to be rescued from the mine. He became trapped after digging his way to Chile during an over-enthusiastic excavation in his back garden."


"Travis Radicke, 25, was reluctantly the 32nd person out of the mine. He was much dissapointed to learn that he wouldn't get to hold the record for being stuck underground for the longest time. Finding the whole circumstance exciting, he asked to ride the phoenix capsule several more times upon being extracted."


"Vladimir Gostrer, 28, will be the 73rd person to be rescued from the mine. It was not known where all those people came from but apparently Vlad kept running around the collapsed mine and finding more people. His first words on the surface were: "Does anyone have a cup of fresh joe? I got tons of things to do."


I'd love to hear some more! Share them with me - it makes me giggle :)

GUESS WHAT I HAVE!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes!

My one regret in life is that I'll never have a dog

'To do' list

Tell me a story...

 me:  Tell me a story.

      About a dog.

      Please.

 Peter:  There was this dog and he was walking along the canal side, and as he walked along thinking, 'What a lovely day; that tree smells interesting...' he heard a sound.

It was a splishing, splashing noise and he looked up and saw there was a small child floundering in the water.

The dog jumped into the cold water and

swam

swam

swam

across the canal 

and he swam right up to the struggling, gasping child

and kept on swimming to where there was a really awesome stick.

He got the stick and climbed out of the canal, giving him a shake to dry himself.

'What a fab day!' thought the dog, chewing on his stick.

The End

Thank you, Peter, for always being there when I need a really, really good story.

PS No, seriously. Click that link. It goes to his blog and it's rather good.

Kittens

I love A Softer World. Don't miss the scroll-over text either!

The National Home Improvement Show - now with added Su!

Ha. Beware of the people with video cameras, especially if you're most definitely not looking your best!

Full video in all of its glory here, and I'm a third of the way through. I know you're DYING to check it out!

Ecards

October is very much a month full of birthdays for me. Not for me personally, you understand, but for people I know. Just to be clear. Anyway, I'm a bit "2002" when it comes to these things, and I like to send a good old trusty ecard. Now I remember the days when these were all over the internet for free, but these are sadly long gone. The best places like Hallmark or Blue Mountain now charge for most ecards, and those that are free are a bit...well...rubbish, really. As a result, I'm always on the lookout for a new website to pop up out of nowhere.

Imagine my joy when I stumbled across this delightfully 'romantic' ecard. Spelling aside, this is the best thing I've ever seen, probably.

Many many giggles!