Today, in short, was crap. I dredged myself out of self pity and mentalness enough to try and start tidying. Tidy place = tidy brain, and then things start ticking over. Whilst flatpacking some boxes, I couldn't help but notice that the cardboard packaging from a crate of wine looked rather a lot like a warrior's skirt. Never one to pass up an opportunity, I set to work with my masking tape to create the most beautiful outfit in the entire history of history, probably.
Look out for it in Vogue and on catwalks near you! Remember, you saw it here first.
Please ignore my apparent lack of other clothing. I started dipping shortly after showering this morning, and choosing clothes was a whole different challenge altogether.
Actually, screw it. What am I saying? Cardboard armour IS clothing.
Xena, eat your heart out.
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